An old rancher by the name of Henry Tucker died… and went straight to Hell. When he got there, he was received by the head guy, the Director/Angel of Hell.…
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A Perfect Wish (It’s A Matter of Perspective)
by The Internetby The InternetFor 92 years, two heroic, Texas statues, one nude male and one nude female, faced each other in a park. One day an angel came down from heaven. “You two…
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One day, a Texas man walked into a post office and saw a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts…
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You Know What Rhymes With Friday?
by The Internetby The InternetAn old woman walked up and tied her old mule to the hitching post. As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young…
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The Polite Way To Call Someone A B**TARD
by The Internetby The InternetA Texan was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a guy from Oklahoma approached. “You mind if I join?” “Well,” the Texan replied, “I usually like…
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Oh Dear… Did Someone Just Use The Lord’s Name?
by The Internetby The InternetBilly Bob strode into ‘Bubba’s Stable’ looking to buy a horse. “Listen here” said Bubba, “I’ve got just the horse you’re looking for. The only thing is, he was trained…
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An old Texas Rancher was dying. He called his grandson to his bedside, “Billy Bob, I want you listen me. I want you to have my 45 revolver so you…
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An old Texas banker was on his death-bed. As his last request he asked to be alone with his lawyer, doctor, and priest. “I know I am going to die” he…
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A backwoods country girl and her mother were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart…
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A Texas woman in a supermarket is following an older man, wearing a cowboys hat, and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for candy,…