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An old Texas Rancher was dying. He called his grandson to his bedside, “Billy Bob, I want you listen me. I want you to have my 45 revolver so you will always remember me.”
“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?”
“You listen to me, boy! Someday you’re going to be running the ranch. You’re going to have a beautiful wife, lots of cattle, money, a big home and maybe a couple of Billy Bobs of your own.”
“Someday you’re going to come home and find your wife in bed with one of the ranch hands. When that happens, what are you going to do? Point to your watch and say, Time’s up?”
Yes… It’s a Classic
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