Texas Jokes

A city couple decides to a Dude Ranch for their vacation. On the way there, they see an agricultural show about to begin. They decide to stop and go in.…

Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie. It was a night of bravado. All rot gut whiskey and tall tales.” Thomas, the hand from Nebraska…

Old Ranch Joke. Author unknown. Retold by millions. But, worth telling again.

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them…

It’s a joke and tons of photos ~ Enjoy! A city girl, marries a Texas rancher.

An old Texas rancher died. At his funeral, the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased. “He was a good man, honest and hard working.…

“I No Can Work Today.” In South Texas, at a large working ranch, the foreman decided to hire Juan, a hardworking Mexican man, even though he spoke little English. Months…

A rancher stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just…

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible…

A woman from Texas was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to…