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“According to a new poll, most Americans think Santa Claus is a Democrat – which is really odd because when I think of a fat, old white man who hires …

“Americans say they are planning to do a lot of their holiday shopping this year at warehouse stores like Costco. Because, folks, nothing says Merry Christmas like 90 rolls of …

It’s another classic marriage joke. Enjoy!

The son and daughter of a Texas oil tycoon sat together, in the hospital waiting room, waiting anxiously for the Doctors report. Finally, after what seemed like hours, the Doctor …

I glanced at the gas gage. Saw I was running on fumes. So, I pulled into the first gas station I saw. That’s when I remembered I’d left my credit …

(For my friends who appreciate the finer points of the English language used correctly.) His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. “May I ask …

After nearly 40 years of marriage, Charlie and his wife were lying in bed. Suddenly the wife felt Charlie begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t done in quite some …

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that …

A rancher stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just …

A young Texas woman was driving through south Louisiana while on vacation. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay …