Funny Men Jokes

A New York Banker decided he wanted to be a Texas Rancher. So he bought a ranch. About a year later, he decided to go see it. So, wanting to …

Tom and Harry are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a big deep hole. Tom peers into it, “Wow! That looks deep.” Harry says, “It sure …

The Pope and his driver are on the way to the airport. The Pope checks the flight and it’s been delayed. So, the Pope asks his driver if he could …

To maintain his standing in the scientific community, Albert Einstein had to attend conferences and give speeches.  But, the conferences bored him.  And, it irritated him that he had to …

Suzie was all alone. It was two months since her dear Herbie had passed, and she just couldn’t seem to move on. “Listen here Suzie”, said her good friend Barbara, …

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, “The reason has to be because …

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with …

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it’s still experimental. He …

The Pastor’s Ass The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. He was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won …