Best ‘Big Liars’ Jokes

Three Texans died on Christmas Eve. They went to Heaven, where they were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, …

One day out on a Texas golf course, a golfer accidentally overturned his golf cart. A very attractive woman, who lived in a house on the golf course, heard the …

A little blond girl appeared at the Pearly Gates seeking admission. The gate-keeper knelt down and said, “You’ve got to pass a hard test before you can get into paradise. …

A Texas man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn’t take it, so she …

A young doctor moved out to a small Texas community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the …

A gorgeous young city girl goes into a country doctor’s office and said, “I just moved to the country, and now my body hurts wherever I touch it.” “Impossible!” says …

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning from the Mother Superior not to get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring …

A six grader meandered into school, looking sad and forlorn. His teacher asked him what happened? The kid said, “I found a cat, but it was dead.” “How do you know the …

BIOLOGY EXAM: Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk. The question was worth 70 points or …

Daughter: “Daddy, I am coming home to get married. Get your checkbook ready. I’m in love with a boy who lives far away from me. I am in California and he lives in New …