Best ‘Big Liars’ Jokes

A young Texas doctor runs into an old family friend who happened to be a lawyer at a party. They end up talking.  But, their conversation is constantly interrupted by …

Charlie was walking home late at night, through the park. A woman comes out of the shadows. “Twenty dollars,” she whispers. He’d never been with a hooker before, so he …

The master taster at a famous winery died. So, the director started looking for a replacement. A drunkard, all hung-over and dirty, came in to apply for the position. While …

Think you are have terrible luck? Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased …

A college class  was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the following three …

Nineteen -year-old, Danny was walking home from a Halloween party when he heard a thumping noise behind him. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. When Danny turned around, he saw a coffin …

A young Texas woman was driving through south Louisiana while on vacation. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay …

Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit. Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a …

Sam and Lisa were in a local shopping center just before Christmas. Lisa noticed that Sam was missing, and as they had a lot to do, she called him on …

A Texas woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: “Rome? Why would …