Of All The Fish In The Sea

by The Internet

A gorgeous young city girl goes into a country doctor’s office and said, “I just moved to the country, and now my body hurts wherever I touch it.”

“Impossible!” says the country doctor. “Show me.”

The city girl took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed. Then, she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed. Likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, “You’re not really used to living an active life, are you?”

“Well, no,” she said. “I actually used to be a accountant.”

“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”

 

Yes… It’s a Classic!

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