A Texas Society Babe was driving back home after visiting her son in Miami. She stopped at a rest stop to use the bathroom. She’d just sat down on the toilet when she heard a voice coming from the stall next to her’s.
“Hey Honey! How’s it going?”
Although she was quite surprised, and she wasn’t in the habit of conversing to the people next to her in the stall, she nevertheless answered her.
“I’m fine,” she said, “thanks for asking.”
“What are you doing?” Asked the same voice.
To be honest, she was horrified by the brazenness of the lady but thought, maybe, it was someone she knew. Maybe from some charity work… somewhere…
So, she calmly answered, “I’m relieving myself.”
Then she heard the same voice again.
“I’m going to have to call you back, some smart-aleck is answering all of my questions.”
Yes, it’s a Classic Joke!