Billy Bob strode into ‘Bubba’s Stable’ looking to buy a horse. “Listen here” said Bubba, “I’ve got just the horse you’re looking for. The only thing is, he was trained …
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The coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, “Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?” “Yes, coach”, replied the boy. “Do you understand that what matters …
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A six grader meandered into school, looking sad and forlorn. His teacher asked him what happened? The kid said, “I found a cat, but it was dead.” “How do you know the …
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A Texas man was sitting on the edge of the bed,watching his loving wife, look at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked, “Honey, …
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The coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, “Do you understand what co-operation is? What ‘a team’ is?” “Yes, coach,” replied the boy. “Do you understand …
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An old Texas Rancher was dying. He called his grandson to his bedside, “Billy Bob, I want you listen me. I want you to have my 45 revolver so you …
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Winston Hardwick, III, was sitting at his mahogany desk in the grand library of his New York high-rise condo, when the butler walked in.
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A bunch of old Texas women were sitting around a table at the retirement folks home comparing ailments. “My hands used to be so beautiful,” one said, surveying her hand. …
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BIOLOGY EXAM: Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk. The question was worth 70 points or …
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Daughter: “Daddy, I am coming home to get married. Get your checkbook ready. I’m in love with a boy who lives far away from me. I am in California and he lives in New …