The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids …
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A circus owner runs an ad. Lion Tamer Wanted Two people showed up. One is an old cowboy and the other is a drop-dead, gorgeous brunette with a killer body …
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A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read …
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A highway patrol officer was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in lovers’ lane, with the interior light brightly …
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Cowboys, Cowboys… Cowboys!
by The Internetby The InternetIt’s a joke and tons of photos ~ Enjoy! A city girl, marries a Texas rancher.
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The son and daughter of a Texas oil tycoon sat together, in the hospital waiting room, waiting anxiously for the Doctors report. Finally, after what seemed like hours, the Doctor …
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A young Texas doctor runs into an old family friend who happened to be a lawyer at a party. They end up talking. But, their conversation is constantly interrupted by …
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Ever Been At A Funeral… And Wondered?
by The Internetby The InternetAn old Texas rancher died. At his funeral, the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased. “He was a good man, honest and hard working. …
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An 90-year-old man is having his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “Couldn’t be better!” he replies. “I’ve got an 24-year-old bride who’s pregnant and having my …
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Charlie was walking home late at night, through the park. A woman comes out of the shadows. “Twenty dollars,” she whispers. He’d never been with a hooker before, so he …
