A Texas couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have sex?” …
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The master taster at a famous winery died. So, the director started looking for a replacement. A drunkard, all hung-over and dirty, came in to apply for the position. While …
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Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Mildred, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Mildred visited her every day. One day Mildred said, …
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Think you are have terrible luck? Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased …
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I glanced at the gas gage. Saw I was running on fumes. So, I pulled into the first gas station I saw. That’s when I remembered I’d left my credit …
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(For my friends who appreciate the finer points of the English language used correctly.) His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. “May I ask …
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A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the following three …
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Nineteen -year-old, Danny was walking home from a Halloween party when he heard a thumping noise behind him. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. When Danny turned around, he saw a coffin …
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After nearly 40 years of marriage, Charlie and his wife were lying in bed. Suddenly the wife felt Charlie begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t done in quite some …
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that …