We Are Speaking The Same Language… Right?

by The Internet

A cool, macho guy from the Bronx visited a dude ranch. One night, he went out walking with one of the hired hands. 
As they were passing through the barnyard, the Bronx guy attempted to start a conversation,

“Say, that’s a good looking bunch of cows.”

The hired hand replied, “Not ‘bunch’, but ‘herd’.”
”

Heard what?”

“Herd of cows.”

“Of course, I’ve heard of cows… there’s a big bunch of ’em right over there.”

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Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.

“When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began.

“You mean the parking lot,” interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow.

“I walked up the trail to the door,” Joe continued.

“The sidewalk to the door,” Charlie corrected him.

“Inside the door, I was met by this dude,” Joe went on.

“That would be the usher,” Charlie explained.

“Well, the usher led me down the chute,” Joe said.

“You mean the aisle,” Charlie corrected.

“Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there,” Joe continued.

“Pew,” Charlie retorted.

“Yeah,” recalled Joe. “That’s what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her.”

 

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1 comment

Ian July 16, 2014 - 11:40 am

So cute !!

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