My husband walked in the bathroom and saw me standing in front of the mirror naked. “My breasts are too small.” I complained. I expected him to tell me they …
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A Classic Texas Joke
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Jimbo’s Mom Soon after Jimbo clocked in for work, the boss called him over. “You got a phone call in the front office.” When Jimbo returned, he wore …
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A poor Texas Rancher’s eighteen-year-old daughter tells her Mom that she is in the family way. Three months pregnant and soon to show. Shouting, cursing and crying, the mother demands …
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There was this old Texas farmer sitting at a bar, staring at his drink, not talking. After he’d sat like that for about half an hour, a big, tattooed, city …
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A six-year-old boy asked his accountant father, “How did people come to be on the planet?”
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A cool, macho guy from the Bronx visited a dude ranch. One night, he went out walking with one of the hired hands. As they were passing through the barnyard, …