Farmer Brown got into his John Deere Tractor and drove over to the neighbors ranch. He knocked on their door. Billy, age nine, answered. “Hi Billy,” Farmer Brown peered past …
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Texas Joke
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A poor Texas Rancher’s eighteen-year-old daughter tells her Mom that she is in the family way. Three months pregnant and soon to show. Shouting, cursing and crying, the mother demands …
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There was this old Texas farmer sitting at a bar, staring at his drink, not talking. After he’d sat like that for about half an hour, a big, tattooed, city …
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A six-year-old boy asked his accountant father, “How did people come to be on the planet?”
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A cool, macho guy from the Bronx visited a dude ranch. One night, he went out walking with one of the hired hands. As they were passing through the barnyard, …
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The Fiancé After Kathy brought home her fiancé, Eric, to meet her parents. Her father invited the young man into his study to find out more about him.