Classic Texas Jokes

A little blond girl appeared at the Pearly Gates seeking admission. The gate-keeper knelt down and said, “You’ve got to pass a hard test before you can get into paradise. …

An old rancher by the name of Henry Tucker died… and went straight to Hell. When he got there, he was received by the head guy, the Director/Angel of Hell. …

A Texas man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn’t take it, so she …

One day, a Texas man walked into a post office and saw a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts …

A Texan was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a guy from Oklahoma approached. “You mind if I join?” “Well,” the Texan replied, “I usually like …

An old Texas Rancher was dying. He called his grandson to his bedside, “Billy Bob, I want you listen me. I want you to have my 45 revolver so you …