Just A Laugh To Lighten Your Day!

by Karen Ekstrom

To My Cowboy Cousin… (The Will)

A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will:

“To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave the house and $2 million.”

The lawyer continued, “To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million.”

The lawyer concluded, “And, to my cousin Cowboy, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will. Well you are wrong. ‘Hi Cowboy!’.”

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Never Make A Texas Female Mad

 

A Texas cop radioed in to the station.

“Hello. Sarge, is that you?”

“Yes?”

“We have a case here,” the cop said. “A woman shot her husband. Said he stepped on her kitchen floor right after she’d mopped it clean.”

“Have you arrested the woman?”

“No sir.” The cop cleared his voice. “The floor is still wet.”

 

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