This Is What Happens When You Compare Your Man To A Bull…

by The Internet

A city couple decides to a Dude Ranch for their vacation. On the way there, they see an agricultural show about to begin. They decide to stop and go in. The auctioneer was starting to auction off of the bulls.

“The first bull to be auctioned off is a fine specimen. This bull reproduced 48 times last year.”

The wife nudges her husband, “That’s more than once a week!”

That bull sells and the next bull is brought forward. “Here is another fine specimen, this bull reproduced 127 times last year.”

Again the wife elbows her husband, “That’s more than twice a week. What do you say to that?”

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.

The next bull is brought up for sale, “This extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!”

The wife yells, “That’s once a day! Oh my gosh, that means he did it every day of the year,” and glares at her husband.

Embarrassed and really irritated, the husband lowered his voice and said, “Sure, he did it once a day Great! But, you ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!”

Yes, it’s a Classic!

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