Great Jokes

An old hound dog starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having …

 I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised and, asked, “Thanks but aren’t you worried about picking up a stranger?” How do you know I’m not a serial …

Jimmy was sitting on the porch talking to his Grandpa when he asked, “Grandpa, do you know how to make animal sounds?” “I sure do” Grandpa replied. “What sort of animal sound …

A New York Banker decided he wanted to be a Texas Rancher. So he bought a ranch. About a year later, he decided to go see it. So, wanting to …

A female business executive who was late for a meeting. She was going 65 on a street where the speed limit was 40. A cop pulled her over. “Ma’am, can …

A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her …

GETTING THE SILENT TREATMENT A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day …

Tom and Harry are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a big deep hole. Tom peers into it, “Wow! That looks deep.” Harry says, “It sure …

The Pope and his driver are on the way to the airport. The Pope checks the flight and it’s been delayed. So, the Pope asks his driver if he could …

To maintain his standing in the scientific community, Albert Einstein had to attend conferences and give speeches.  But, the conferences bored him.  And, it irritated him that he had to …