The Greatest Jokes Ever Told!
Suzie was all alone. It was two months since her dear Herbie had passed, and she just couldn’t seem to move on. “Listen here Suzie”, said her good friend Barbara, …
Bobby was sitting on the porch talking to his Grandpa when he innocently asked, “Grandpa, do you know how to make animal sounds?” “I sure do” Grandpa replied. “What sort of animal …
We all need to find away to put bread on the table. And, when all other prospects fail, you can be alway be a telemarketer… The other day I called …
One day a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ to …
Teacher vs Kids Guess Who Wins? A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a …
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, “The reason has to be because …
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. So, the old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor, I haven’t had …
A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried …
While conducting business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, “Your Honor, I’m guilty but there were extenuating circumstances.” The …
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She’s chatting it up with St Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood …
