A girl from a tiny town in Texas, and her mother, were visiting a mall. They were amazed by everything they saw. But, they were especially fascinated by two shiny, …
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The Oklahoma Football Team went on a fishing trip on the Oklahoma side of the Red River. One lone Longhorn player steps out of the bushes on the Texas bank …
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How Texans Install A Fool Proof Home Security System
(It’s a Joke ~ But it Works!)How To Install A Texas Home Security System Go to Goodwill and buy the largest pair of work boots you can find. Place them on your front porch, along with …
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A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beer. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out …
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Just a little bit of evil humor…
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One day, during Manners Class, a teacher asked her students the following question… “Andrew, if you were out on a date, having dinner with a young lady, how would you …
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Three Sisters In Their 90’s…
Yes, It’s Another Senior Joke
Enjoy!Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. “Drat!” She opens the door …
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It’s The Classic “Married & Dead” Joke! ~ Enjoy!
The day had started out bad for Joe and then, it ended worse. In an automobile accident. Both he and his wife, Mary were dead. As they stood amongst the …
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I told my husband that I was going out with the girls, but would be home by midnight, “I promise.” The hours sparkled and flew by along with numerous glasses …
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In a courtroom, down south, in Harlingen, Texas… The lawyer placed his hands on either side of the witness stand and demanded, “Mr Smith, when you were at the scene …