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A Texas woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: “Rome? Why would …

Three Texans died on Christmas Eve. They went to Heaven, where they were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, …

One day out on a Texas golf course, a golfer accidentally overturned his golf cart. A very attractive woman, who lived in a house on the golf course, heard the …

A woman from Texas was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to …

A woman and her twelve-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Dallas, Texas. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. “Mom,” said the boy, “what …

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library. He finally saw a small table where there was just one other person – a girl. So he …

A little blond girl appeared at the Pearly Gates seeking admission. The gate-keeper knelt down and said, “You’ve got to pass a hard test before you can get into paradise. …

An old rancher by the name of Henry Tucker died… and went straight to Hell. When he got there, he was received by the head guy, the Director/Angel of Hell. …

For 92 years, two heroic, Texas statues, one nude male and one nude female, faced each other in a park. One day an angel came down from heaven. “You two …

So there was this Texas Grandma who was late for a meeting. She is going 65 on a street where the speed limit is 40. A cop pulls her over …