It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960, and Larry had a date with Betty. He arrived at her house and rang the bell… “Oh, come on in!” …
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“I No Can Work Today.” In South Texas, at a large working ranch, the foreman decided to hire Juan, a hardworking Mexican man, even though he spoke little English. Months …
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A Texas senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through …
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Birth Control For Grandma
by The Internetby The InternetThe doctor who had been seeing a 70-year-old Texas grandmother for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new Doctor told her to bring a list …
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But How Am I Going To Do That?
by The Internetby The InternetA rancher stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just …
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Texas Women and Their Shoes…
by The Internetby The InternetA young Texas woman was driving through south Louisiana while on vacation. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay …
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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible …
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Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit. Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a …
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There once was a lovely lady who attended services and taught Sunday School every week. One Sunday an out-of-town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her. He …
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Sam and Lisa were in a local shopping center just before Christmas. Lisa noticed that Sam was missing, and as they had a lot to do, she called him on …
