All This Store Security Stuff Is Getting Ridiculous

by The Internet

The last time I was at Target, they were having a “designer” sale. I found the cutest little black sundress. I just had to buy it. So, I popped it in my cart along with some other junk and proceeded to check out. Suddenly, the cashier demanded that I, “Strip down. Face toward me.”

Well, I was shocked but… what are you going to do? With all the enhanced store security and webcams and credit card fraud, I knew I had to obey.

I made a mental note, intending to complain to the management about this ‘security gone nuts’ rubbish. But I did as she instructed.

The couple, standing in line behind me, gasped. A couple of teenagers an aisle over giggled. The cashier shrieked. And, a bunch of other people just laughed.

Then, the cashier told me the “strip down, face towards me” was about the position my credit card needed to be in when I ran it through the machine.

Well, obviously, I made a mistake…

I managed to cover myself by the time the manager ran over, all red-faced and angry.

Well, I told him that they should teach their cashiers to give clean, clear instructions to their senior customers because we might not be familiar with their technological mumbo-jumbo.

The manager was not receptive to my suggestions.

He suggested that I shop somewhere else in the future.

So now I’m banned from Target.

How fair is that????

 

Yep… It’s a Classic Joke! Hope you laughed!

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