A Texas cowboy sitting at an all night diner sees a elderly Nun sitting down the bar. He nodded. Surprisingly, the Nun smiled back. Encouraged, the cowboy gets up and slides into a chair beside the Nun.
“Hello Sister.”
“Hello my son. Is there something I can do for you?”
“I have a question I want to ask but I fear offending you.”
“My son,” The Sister responds, “You can not offend me. When you’re as old as I, and you’ve been a nun as long as I, you have heard just about everything. Twice. I’m sure there is nothing you could aske that I would find offensive.”
“I’ve always wanted…” The Texan cleared his throat and then continued, “wanted to kiss a nun.”
Surpised, the Nun responded, “Well, to kiss a nun, you must be single and a Catholic!”
“I’m single and a Catholic,” the Texas responded with glee.
“Okay,” the Nun says. “Let’s go out to the back alley.”
Once there, the Nun fulfills his wish, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
When they get back in the bar, the Texan starts to cry.
“Dear child, why are you crying?”
“Forgive me Sister but I have sinned. I have lied and I must confess. I’m married and Jewish.”
The Nun sat quietly for a moment then said, “I forgive you my son, for my name is George and I just stopped in here for a quick drink, on my way to a Halloween Party.”
Yes… It’s a Classic!
Author Unknown
