A gorgeous young city girl goes into a country doctor’s office and said, “I just moved to the country, and now my body hurts wherever I touch it.” “Impossible!” says …
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Oh Dear… It’s Another One Of Those!
by The Internetby The InternetTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning from the Mother Superior not to get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring …
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Oh Dear… Did Someone Just Use The Lord’s Name?
by The Internetby The InternetBilly Bob strode into ‘Bubba’s Stable’ looking to buy a horse. “Listen here” said Bubba, “I’ve got just the horse you’re looking for. The only thing is, he was trained …
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A six grader meandered into school, looking sad and forlorn. His teacher asked him what happened? The kid said, “I found a cat, but it was dead.” “How do you know the …
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A Texas man was sitting on the edge of the bed,watching his loving wife, look at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked, “Honey, …
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The coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, “Do you understand what co-operation is? What ‘a team’ is?” “Yes, coach,” replied the boy. “Do you understand …
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Never Underestimate The Brilliance Of A Student
by The Internetby The InternetBIOLOGY EXAM: Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk. The question was worth 70 points or …
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An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on …
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A Texas woman in a supermarket is following an older man, wearing a cowboys hat, and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for candy, …
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Two Cowboys living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking, and one says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?” The other …