An 85-year-old Texas Rancher, named Joe, married Susie, a perky 25-year old. Concerned about her husband’s age, Susie decided that separate bedrooms were necessary. After all, she didn’t want Joe to over-exert himself if they spent the entire night together.
After the wedding, Susie slipped into her nightgown and waited for his knock on her door.
Knock. Knock.
The door opened. There stood Joe, ready for romance. They made passionate love. All went well. And Joe, honoring his wife’s wishes, left.
Thirty minutes later, Susie heard a knock on her door. She opened it. There stood a sheepish, naked, 85-year-old Joe. Impressed, Susie smiled and invited him in. They made mad, passionate love and, again, he left.
Twenty minutes later, just as Susie was about to go to sleep, there was another knock on her door. Sure enough, it was Joe, back again and raring to go. Susie, a bit bewildered, invited him in and, once more, they came together as husband and wife.
This time, as he got up to leave, she wrapped her arms around his 85-yer-old neck and pulled him back to her. She kissed him, and then breathed in his ear, “Honey, I am so impressed by your stamina. All three times, you have rocked my world. You are a great lover.”
At that, Joe flushed, looking confused. He turned to Susie and asked, “You mean to say I’ve been here already tonight?”
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Pulled Over By The Police
Around 3:00 a.m., a policeman pulled over a pickup truck, weaving down the road. Inside it was a Texan.
The policeman asked, “Where are you going this time of night?”
“I’m on my way to a lecture, about alcohol abuse and the terrible effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late, not getting enough sleep and all that stuff,” the Texan said.
The officer pushed his hat back and said, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?”
“Well Officer,” the Texan grinned sheepishly. “That would be my wife.”
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