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What It Takes To Weigh A Cow….

A young Texas woman was driving through south Louisiana while on vacation. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay …

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible …

Sam and Lisa were in a local shopping center just before Christmas. Lisa noticed that Sam was missing, and as they had a lot to do, she called him on …

Three Texans died on Christmas Eve. They went to Heaven, where they were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, …

One day out on a Texas golf course, a golfer accidentally overturned his golf cart. A very attractive woman, who lived in a house on the golf course, heard the …

By Mary Claire Ekstrom Ingredients  2 ½ cups corn ¼ cup jalapeno slices, minced 2 tbsp. parsley flakes ½ cup minced white onion 1 tsp. sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 …

A woman from Texas was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to …

A woman and her twelve-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Dallas, Texas. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. “Mom,” said the boy, “what …

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library. He finally saw a small table where there was just one other person – a girl. So he …