I glanced at the gas gage. Saw I was running on fumes. So, I pulled into the first gas station I saw. That’s when I remembered I’d left my credit …
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English Humor… Yes, It’s Funny!
by The Internetby The Internet(For my friends who appreciate the finer points of the English language used correctly.) His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. “May I ask …
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The Ultimate Classic Joke
by The Internetby The InternetA college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the following three …
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Nineteen -year-old, Danny was walking home from a Halloween party when he heard a thumping noise behind him. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. When Danny turned around, he saw a coffin …
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Ingredients 3 teaspoons Nestle’s Quick 1 jigger Kailua (or other coffee liqueur) 2 teaspoons instant coffee heavy cream, whipped boiling water, enough to fill cup 3/4 full Directions Place Nestle’s …
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Traditional or Modern Mexican Rice ~ Find Both Recipes Here!
Robert Spears’ Modern Mexican Rice Ingredients 1 1/2 cups of long grain rice 1 1/2 tsp. cup of Canola Oil (or enough oil to coat the bottom of the pan …
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After nearly 40 years of marriage, Charlie and his wife were lying in bed. Suddenly the wife felt Charlie begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t done in quite some …
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Ingredients 2 eggs 2 lbs. ground beef 2 tsp. fresh horseradish 1 tsp. salt 1 tsp dry mustard 1/4 cup of milk 1/4 cup of catchup 1/4 cup of oatmeal …
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Prep time: 30 minutes Serves: 5 By Mary Claire Ekstrom Ingredients For Pasta: 3 cups pasta (whichever kind you have on hand) 1 tsp olive oil ½ tsp salt For …
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Remember The Age Of Innocence…
by The Internetby The InternetIt was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960, and Larry had a date with Betty. He arrived at her house and rang the bell… “Oh, come on in!” …
