The Greatest Jokes Ever Told!
An elder widowed Texas lady was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at South Padre. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his …
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A young cowboy decided he wanted to earn some extra money. When he couldn’t find a job on a ranch, he decided to go to the city and hire himself …
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A Texas cowboy sitting at an all night diner sees a elderly Nun sitting down the bar. He nodded. Surprisingly, the Nun smiled back. Encouraged, the cowboy gets up and …
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Jimbo’s Mom Soon after Jimbo clocked in for work, the boss called him over. “You got a phone call in the front office.” When Jimbo returned, he wore …
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An old and respectable church, in an affluent and conservative enclave in Texas, had three couples approach the pastor to see what they needed to do to become members of …
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A Grandmother is driving her 8 year-old grandson to a friend’s house for a play date. “Grandmother,” the little boy asks, “how old are you?”
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An old Texas rancher owned a nice, large piece of land near town. It had a pond in the back, deep enough and big enough for swimming. Being how he …
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An 85-year-old Texas Rancher, named Joe, married Susie, a perky 25-year old. Concerned about her husband’s age, Susie decided that separate bedrooms were necessary. After all, she didn’t want Joe …
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A poor Texas Rancher’s eighteen-year-old daughter tells her Mom that she is in the family way. Three months pregnant and soon to show. Shouting, cursing and crying, the mother demands …
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There was this old Texas farmer sitting at a bar, staring at his drink, not talking. After he’d sat like that for about half an hour, a big, tattooed, city …