Great Jokes

Daughter: “Daddy, I am coming home to get married. Get your checkbook ready. I’m in love with a boy who lives far away from me. I am in California and he lives in New …

An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on …

An old Texas banker was on his death-bed. As his last request he asked to be alone with his lawyer, doctor, and priest. “I know I am going to die” he …

A backwoods country girl and her mother were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart …

A Texas woman in a supermarket is following an older man, wearing a cowboys hat, and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for candy, …

Two Cowboys living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking, and one says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?” The other …

To My Cowboy Cousin… (The Will)

Back and forth . . . back and forth . . . . In and out . . . in and out . . . A little to the right . . …

A big shot politician had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. Loud and complaining, he ordered the nurses around like they were his personal servants. No one …

My husband walked in the bathroom and saw me standing in front of the mirror naked. “My breasts are too small.” I complained.  I expected him to tell me they …