The coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, “Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?” “Yes, coach”, replied the boy. “Do you understand that what matters …
Funny Senior Jokes
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A Texas man was sitting on the edge of the bed,watching his loving wife, look at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked, “Honey, …
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A bunch of old Texas women were sitting around a table at the retirement folks home comparing ailments. “My hands used to be so beautiful,” one said, surveying her hand. …
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An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on …
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Sometimes Stupidity HurtsIt’s A Classic!
by The Internetby The InternetMy husband walked in the bathroom and saw me standing in front of the mirror naked. “My breasts are too small.” I complained. I expected him to tell me they …
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An elder widowed Texas lady was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at South Padre. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his …
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A Grandmother is driving her 8 year-old grandson to a friend’s house for a play date. “Grandmother,” the little boy asks, “how old are you?”