Best Marriage Jokes

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom, all slick and happy, approached the preacher. “Preacher, I’ll give you $1000 if you change the wedding vows. I need you to leave out …

There was once a great and very prolific artist, famous for painting beautiful women and nudes. He also had a jealous wife. So, to ensure her confidence in him, he …

A Marriage Joke! Three Texans were talking in a bar. Two of them were complaining loud and long about the amount or, more pointedly, the lack of control they had …

The child was a typical four-year-old girl… cute, inquisitive, and bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull …

A city couple decides to a Dude Ranch for their vacation. On the way there, they see an agricultural show about to begin. They decide to stop and go in. …