Best Marriage Jokes

Broke and Unhappily Married, He Decides To End… Her
Yes, It’s A Joke!

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with…Read more

Published: March 7, 2018

Ahhh… I Think NOT!
Enjoy Another Husband Joke Here!

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He…Read more

Published: March 7, 2018

Categories: Best Marriage Jokes, Funny Stupid Men Jokes, Great Jokes, Uncategorized

Pregnant and Heading To the Hospital Joke!

Labor… It’s a Stressful Time…
Especially on Husbands… So they can be excused when…

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Published: February 4, 2018

Categories: Best Marriage Jokes, Funny Stupid Men Jokes, Funny Stupid Women Jokes, Uncategorized

This Is How A Cowboy Gives The Sex Talk

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left…Read more

Published: October 24, 2017

Categories: Best Marriage Jokes, Great Jokes, Sexy Jokes

Two Texas Women Met In Heaven…

Two Texas Women Met In Heaven "Hi! My name is Wanda." "Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?" "I froze to death." "How horrible!" "It wasn't so bad. After I…Read more

Published: July 24, 2017

Categories: Best 'Big Liars' Jokes, Best Marriage Jokes, Funny Stupid Women Jokes

Married? Need a Laugh?
Here’s Some Great Marriage Humor!

An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, grandchildren, and older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life. The…Read more

Published: June 16, 2017

Categories: Best Marriage Jokes, Funny Senior Jokes, Great Jokes, Uncategorized

Garden of Eden Joke ~ It’s a Good One!

The Garden of Eden was a tranquil and peaceful place for the young couple, Adam and Eve. Perfect, until one unfortunate day when Adam showed up two hours late for…Read more

Published: April 14, 2017

Categories: Best Marriage Jokes, Funny Family Jokes, Great Jokes, Sexy Jokes

How You Can Tell The Sex Of… Anything.
(A Fabulous Marriage Joke)

A Texas woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband, still wearing his cow hat, stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies." "Oh... killing any?" "Yep, three…Read more

Published: March 14, 2017

Categories: Best Marriage Jokes, Great Jokes, Texas Jokes

What You Can Do With A Little Voodoo Magic

Just a little bit of evil humor…

Published: March 6, 2017

Categories: Best 'Big Liars' Jokes, Best Marriage Jokes, Great Jokes

It’s The Classic “Married & Dead” Joke! ~ Enjoy!

The day had started out bad for Joe and then, it ended worse. In an automobile accident. Both he and his wife, Mary were dead. As they stood amongst the…Read more

Published: February 1, 2017

Categories: Best 'Big Liars' Jokes, Best Marriage Jokes, Funny Family Jokes, Funny Senior Jokes, Great Jokes

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