Classic Texas Joke

Farmer Brown got into his John Deere Tractor and drove over to the neighbors ranch. He knocked on their door. Billy, age nine, answered. “Hi Billy,” Farmer Brown peered past …

Old Ranch Joke. Author unknown. Retold by millions. But, worth telling again.

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library. He finally saw a small table where there was just one other person – a girl. So he …

For 92 years, two heroic, Texas statues, one nude male and one nude female, faced each other in a park. One day an angel came down from heaven. “You two …

So there was this Texas Grandma who was late for a meeting. She is going 65 on a street where the speed limit is 40. A cop pulls her over …

A Texas woman in a supermarket is following an older man, wearing a cowboys hat, and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for candy, …

A young cowboy decided he wanted to earn some extra money. When he couldn’t find a job on a ranch, he decided to go to the city and hire himself …

An old Texas rancher owned a nice, large piece of land near town. It had a pond in the back, deep enough and big enough for swimming. Being how he …