Farmer Brown got into his John Deere Tractor and drove over to the neighbors ranch. He knocked on their door. Billy, age nine, answered. “Hi Billy,” Farmer Brown peered past …
Classic Texas Joke
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Old Ranch Joke. Author unknown. Retold by millions. But, worth telling again.
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It Takes Ten Words To Wither A Man ~ But Only Seven To Wither A Woman
by The Internetby The InternetA guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library. He finally saw a small table where there was just one other person – a girl. So he …
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A Perfect Wish (It’s A Matter of Perspective)
by The Internetby The InternetFor 92 years, two heroic, Texas statues, one nude male and one nude female, faced each other in a park. One day an angel came down from heaven. “You two …
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Texas Humor Click For Another Laugh
by The Internetby The InternetSo there was this Texas Grandma who was late for a meeting. She is going 65 on a street where the speed limit is 40. A cop pulls her over …
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A Texas woman in a supermarket is following an older man, wearing a cowboys hat, and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for candy, …
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A young cowboy decided he wanted to earn some extra money. When he couldn’t find a job on a ranch, he decided to go to the city and hire himself …
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An old Texas rancher owned a nice, large piece of land near town. It had a pond in the back, deep enough and big enough for swimming. Being how he …