So Almost… 50 Shades Of Grey

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Back and forth . . . back and forth . . . . In and out . . . in and out . . . A little to the right . . . a little to the left . . . .

She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . . Between her breasts . . . and, trickling down the small of her back. . .

She was getting near the end!

He was in ecstasy . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . . Forwards then backwards . . . . Forward then backward . . .

Again . . . and again . . .

Her heart was pounding now. . . Her face was flushed. . . She moaned. . . softly at first, then began to groan louder and louder.

Finally . . . totally exhausted . . . she let out a piercing scream . . . .

“OK, OK, you smug b**tard…. so I can’t parallel park . . . YOU do it!!

 

Author Unknown

(When I read it, I laughed and coke went up my nose. So funny!)