Great Jokes

So there was this Texas Grandma who was late for a meeting. She is going 65 on a street where the speed limit is 40. A cop pulls her over …

A Texas man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn’t take it, so she …

One day, a Texas man walked into a post office and saw a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts …

“Several days ago, as I left the sale barn in Aledo, Texas to walk out to my pickup, and was reaching into my jeans pocket from my truck keys, I …

An old woman walked up and tied her old mule to the hitching post. As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young …

Starting a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly, grandmother-type to the stand. He approached her. “Mrs. Wilson, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, …

“Honey, why don’t you sit down at the table and we’ll start supper.” Kathy said to Henry, her husband of 50 years. “Sure thing.” Her husband shuffled to the dining …

A Texan was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a guy from Oklahoma approached. “You mind if I join?” “Well,” the Texan replied, “I usually like …

A young doctor moved out to a small Texas community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the …

A gorgeous young city girl goes into a country doctor’s office and said, “I just moved to the country, and now my body hurts wherever I touch it.” “Impossible!” says …