While conducting business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, “Your Honor, I’m guilty but there were extenuating circumstances.” The …
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She’s chatting it up with St Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood …
Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with …
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it’s still experimental. He …
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl …
The children had all been photographed for the class picture. The teacher was trying to persuade the kids to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice …
It had been a long day. The kids were restless and acting up. Mrs. Thompson, a high school teacher, was trying to give a lesson on the circulation of the …
Don’t Argue With A Kid They’ll Win Every Argument! A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. “Mrs. Batts, wouldn’t it be super cool if I was swallowed …
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