FlunkingFamily

One day a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ to …

Teacher vs Kids  Guess Who Wins?   A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a …

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, “The reason has to be because …

In my continuing effort to bring you the very best of everything, I have gotten Jim Poston… Yes, Jim Poston, Fort Worth‘s greatest dessert chef, to share this fabulous Italian Cream …

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. So, the old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor, I haven’t had …

While conducting business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, “Your Honor, I’m guilty but there were extenuating circumstances.” The …

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She’s chatting it up with St Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood …

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it’s still experimental. He …

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl …

The children had all been photographed for the class picture. The teacher was trying to persuade the kids to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice …