Classic Joke

Starting a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly, grandmother-type to the stand. He approached her. “Mrs. Wilson, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, …

“Honey, why don’t you sit down at the table and we’ll start supper.” Kathy said to Henry, her husband of 50 years. “Sure thing.” Her husband shuffled to the dining …

A young doctor moved out to a small Texas community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the …

Winston Hardwick, III, was sitting at his mahogany desk in the grand library of his New York high-rise condo, when the butler walked in.

A backwoods country girl and her mother were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart …