Jokes

It had been a long day. The kids were restless and acting up. Mrs. Thompson, a high school teacher, was trying to give a lesson on the circulation of the …

The only cow in a small town in South Texas stopped giving milk. So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Oklahoma quite cheaply. So, they brought …

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom, all slick and happy, approached the preacher. “Preacher, I’ll give you $1000 if you change the wedding vows. I need you to leave out …

A couple whose marriage was going on the rocks sought the advice of a marriage counsellor. The counsellor pleaded with them to patch up their quarrel, but they were adamant. …

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s …

A Texas couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have sex?” …

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning from the Mother Superior not to get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring …

An old and respectable church, in an affluent and conservative enclave in Texas, had three couples approach the pastor to see what they needed to do to become members of …

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “Whatcha …