It had been a long day. The kids were restless and acting up. Mrs. Thompson, a high school teacher, was trying to give a lesson on the circulation of the …
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The only cow in a small town in South Texas stopped giving milk. So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Oklahoma quite cheaply. So, they brought …
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Here’s Some Wedding Humor!by The Internetby The InternetDuring the wedding rehearsal, the groom, all slick and happy, approached the preacher. “Preacher, I’ll give you $1000 if you change the wedding vows. I need you to leave out …
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Marriage Gone Wrong… Yes, It’s a Joke!
by The Internetby The InternetA couple whose marriage was going on the rocks sought the advice of a marriage counsellor. The counsellor pleaded with them to patch up their quarrel, but they were adamant. …
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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s …
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Texas Couple Goes To The Sex Therapist’s Office…
by The Internetby The InternetA Texas couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have sex?” …
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Oh Dear… It’s Another One Of Those!
by The Internetby The InternetTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning from the Mother Superior not to get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring …
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An old and respectable church, in an affluent and conservative enclave in Texas, had three couples approach the pastor to see what they needed to do to become members of …
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Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “Whatcha …