A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library. He finally saw a small table where there was just one other person – a girl. So he waked up to the girl and asked, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl replied in a loud voice, “NO! I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”
All the students in the library started staring at the guy.
Being truly embarrassed, the guy moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and chuckled, “I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. You were embarrassed, right?”
The guy blasted out with, “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT’S HIGHWAY ROBBERY!”
All the people in the library whirled around and stared at the girl. Shocked.
The guy then whispered in her ear, “I study law and I know how to screw people.”
Then, he winked, picked up his stuff and walked away saying, “Have A Great Day!”
Yes… It’s a Classic!
Author Unknown