One day, a Texas man walked into a post office and saw a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then took out a perfume bottle and sprayed scent all over them.
The Texas man’s curiosity got the better of him, so he went up to the balding man and asked him what he was doing.
“I’m sending out 1,000 I Love You cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”
“But why?” the Texan asked.
“I’m a divorce lawyer.”
Yes… It’s a Classic
Author Unknown