Flunking Family

Coffin Humor

Nineteen -year-old, Danny was walking home from a Halloween party when he heard a thumping noise behind him.

THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP.

When Danny turned around, he saw a coffin behind him.

Danny started walking quicker but the THUMPS were still right behind him.

Soon Danny was running.

The coffin started running too.

Now Danny was running faster than he had ever ran in his life… but the coffin was still right behind him!

“HELP!” Dan screamed.

He ran into his house and tried to slam the door but the coffin caught the door and started after him up, the steps.

THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP.

Dan ran into the bathroom and grabbed the first thing he saw, cough drops, and threw them at the coffin….and of course the coffin’ stopped.

 

Yes… It’s a Classic!

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