My husband walked in the bathroom and saw me standing in front of the mirror naked.
“My breasts are too small.” I complained.
I expected him to tell me they weren’t. That’s what he always said.
But, this time he didn’t.
Instead he said, “Honey, if you want your breasts to grow, then you need to take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a second or two.”
Willing to try anything no matter how crazy, I got a piece of toilet paper and rubbed it between my breasts.
Nothing happened.
So, I asked, “How long will this take?”
“Trust me, they’ll grow larger over the years,” my husband replied.
“Do you really think rubbing toilet paper between my breasts will make my breasts grow larger over the years?”
A wicked smile crossed his face and he said, “Worked for your ass, didn’t it?”
* My husband is still alive. And, the doctors think, with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.
Yes It’s a Classic Joke!
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