Charlie was walking home late at night, through the park. A woman comes out of the shadows.
“Twenty dollars,” she whispers.
He’d never been with a hooker before, so he figures, “What the hell. It’s only twenty bucks…”
So they go into the bushes and are having at it when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.
It’s a police officer.
“What’s going on here people?” asks the officer.
“I’m making sweet love to my wife,” Charlie answers indignantly.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” said the officer. “I didn’t know.”
“Well,” Charlie said, “I didn’t either until you flashed the damn light in her face.”
Yes… It’s a Classic
Author Unknown
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