Back and forth . . . back and forth . . . . In and out . . . in and out . . . A little to the right . . . a little to the left . . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . . Between her breasts . . . and, trickling down the small of her back. . .
She was getting near the end!
He was in ecstasy . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . . Forwards then backwards . . . . Forward then backward . . .
Again . . . and again . . .
Her heart was pounding now. . . Her face was flushed. . . She moaned. . . softly at first, then began to groan louder and louder.
Finally . . . totally exhausted . . . she let out a piercing scream . . . .
“OK, OK, you smug b**tard…. so I can’t parallel park . . . YOU do it!!
Author Unknown
(When I read it, I laughed and coke went up my nose. So funny!)