Two Texas Women Met In Heaven
“Hi! My name is Wanda.”
“Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?”
“I froze to death.”
“How horrible!”
“It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?”
“I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.”
“So, what happened?”
“I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.”
“Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive.”
Yes… It’s a Classic Joke!”
Author Unknown
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