A Texas woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband, still wearing his cow hat, stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“Oh… killing any?”
“Yep, three males, two females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?”
He cocked an eyebrow, then grinned. “Three of them were crawling on a beer can, The other two were on the phone.”
Yep… It’s A Classic Marriage Joke!