“How To Control Your Woman”

“How To Control Your Woman”

Three Texans were talking in a bar. Two of them were complaining loud and long about the amount or, more pointedly, the lack of control they had over their wives.…Read more
“Is Daddy Going To Die?”

“Is Daddy Going To Die?”

“I’m dying. I need Di-gel, Maalox, Imodium, get me something.” My husband, Henry, cried from behind the bathroom door. I scurried from the kitchen to the bathroom and back again,…Read more
How To Make A Friend

How To Make A Friend

“Come on Barrett.” I said, urging my five-year-old grandson to finish breakfast. “The cowboys have already taken the cattle past our house. They’re almost to the pens. We need to get…Read more
A Cold Revenge

A Cold Revenge

Ring… Ring… “Dr. Heller’s office.” “I’m sick. I need to come in.” I whined a lot now. Six days of coughing and gagging on green gunk will do that. My…Read more